NEVER use this pen for anything
March 2009 Archives
NEVER use this pen for anything
What you don't see is the little hobgoblin standing inside the locker, just waiting for another backpack to come along and try to mess.
Remember when the Hudson looked like this?Global warming is a myth.
Have you tried the genius quiz?
The Stuyvesant Bridge got a 120!
Can you beat his/her score?
Click here!
-Sincerely, Facebook
This book wants to kill me - In the most politically correct way, of course
I've finally found what New Jersey is good for - Looking at from the marina at night.
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
My big brother was B.I.G.'s brother - Kanye West
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
- Anchorman
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
High School Is Like Boot Camp for a Desk Job
They call this the land of plenty,To them I guess it's true.
But that' s to the company bosses,
Not workers like me and you.
Well, what can I do about it,
To these men of power and might?
I tell you, company bosses,
I'm going to fight, fight, fight.
